I have designed this piece in honor of 2010 being the CHINESE ZODIAC* year of the TIGER.

The piece is titled SECRET WEAPON, which plays on the the traits in which the Tiger possess, and also plays off my love (no homo) for old school KUNG FU films…

Occupying the 3rd position on the Chinese Zodiac* calendar. Born to lead, The Tiger symbolizes such character traits as Unpredictable, rebellious, powerful, passionate, brave, impulsive, sincere and generous.

* Chinese Zodiac, is a scheme that relates each year to an animal and its reputed attributes, according to a 12-year cycle. It has wide currency in several East Asian countries besides China.

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If you’re offended easily then them look away now. Because trapstar has team up with Donald crunk from the styleslut website for an exclusive one week run up  for a ” fuck valentines ” take over. which we’ve entitled ” Broken hearts and hymens ” week.  stay tuned to trapstar blog for donalds crunks seriously funny posts on why he hate valentines day and ways that you can even get a lil love on valentines day too. He takes no prisoners trust me. enjoy

February the 14th is a date that strikes fear and anticipation in many people’s hearts. Guys are worried about juggling their wifey’s, jump-offs and random fuck-buds, while the girls are busy thinking about whether they’re gonna have a date with an actual walking talking dude or a SKY+ remote. Date or no date, Trapstar and Styleslut’s (www.thestyleslut.com) Donald Crunk have teamed up to bring you invaluable tips to make sure your Valentine’s is AWESOME. Welcome to ‘Broken Hearts & Hymens’ Week.

Why I’m giving up on women, forever (aka FUCK VALENTINES YA’LL)

I love women. They’re amazing. I mean, my mother gave birth to me – how could I hate her for that? But for some reason, every woman I’ve come into contact with has eventually turned out to be a harmful and toxic work of disfigured art. I wouldn’t be surprised if hell was just a giant pulsating pussy with a clitoris that goes by the name of Lucifer.

Women tell you what you should look like. I think my jeans look fine, why should I wash them? You think I need a haircut, well I think you need a crotch-cut – how about that! You’re not my mum and I wasn’t in your womb for nine months, so unless you made that sacrifice, don’t comment on what I wear. That line from the Rage Against The Machine song wasn’t an ‘anti-war’ tirade, dude was just pissed that his chick asked him to trim his dreads.

Women don’t like it when you look at other women. My penis is a machine that makes babies. Whenever I see something which can assist me in the baby-making process, it becomes rigid. This is because my brain is telling me the world needs more babies. And who controls my brain? GOD. Don’t argue with him, otherwise you’ll be burning eternally in that big red pussy I talked about earlier.

Women think I should meet their friends and be sociable. Despite all your foibles, I like hanging with you. When you’re not moaning, we actually have fun. But add your friends to the equation and shit just get complicated. They start asking me questions about my job and how many siblings I have and what I’m doing over summer. If I wanted to have such shitty conversations with women I’ would have joined one of those internet dating sites. At least then a blow-job from ‘Sexxxual Bunny23’ might be part of the ‘dull small-talk’ trade-off.

Women aren’t guys. ”Guess what happened while I was driving home from work, baby? I made eye contact with a smoking-hot Cougar at the lights. She rolled down her window and invited me back to her place. Her libido was INSANE. We ended up…’ Oh, hold up – I can’t really have that convo with you, can I? You’ll judge me and think I’m a sleaze. And you’ll probably end up dumping me, too. BO-R-ING.

Women like going to amusement parks. I hate rollercoasters. They make me feel like I’m on one of those training courses that teach astronauts how to deal with turbulent conditions in space. And what’s up with those life-sized fluffy animals? The only types of guys who enjoy going to places like this are guys who pretend to like them so they can fuck the girls who do.

Words: Donald Crunk
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Come the 3rd of March, Camden’s Proud will be the place to be!

“Return of the Ninjas”  is the reason and will feature Jezebel Soundsystem, James Theaker and The Riff Raff will be in building, making it a guaranteed night.

for tickets and further details, click below

MARCH 26TH SEE’S THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED RELEASE OF THE FRESH NEW BRITISH MOVIE SHANK! STARING ADAM DECON, KAYA SCODELARIO, KEDAR WILLIAMS, BASHY & DIRECTED BY MO ALI. Press play!

Our boy Benjart is taking over this forthcoming Bubble and bowl (Sunday 7th), should be some nice sunday vibes and its his bday so he look out for benjart prizes and giveaways plus 10% off all Benjart purchases!

Check out the flyer for all details and email info@benjartclothing.com

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Our Friends over at Anglomaina recently put together a feature on “the people behind the people” working in the industry, the most recent included Nif, the manager of “The Wire” Star Idris Alba, he rocked a few trapstar pieces in the photo shoot, style by Sarah Young.

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